Pastry Predator Fan Mugs

"I'm a monster."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Couch Potatoes

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Hummingbird

The Polygon family at home

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'It's all hand made.'

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"You're losing your everything."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

Spudhenge

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'