Predator Enthusiast Gifts

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Myths and legends...

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...