Predator Lover Gifts

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'You know too much!'

Football Chameleon

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The prying mantis,

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Crocodile

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.