Predator Lover Gifts

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Football Chameleon

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'You know too much!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The prying mantis,

"I'm the bad guy..."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Crocodile

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.