Protector Lover Gifts

Your angel is always with you

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'It's a treasure map.'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Policeman talking to lost child

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"He said his first word today - compensation."

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

The Washington Arbitrators

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Your suit is without merit, but I admire the effort."

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"This is the last time I date an attorney. She's suing me for breach of promise!"

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"