Protector Of The Little Ones Gifts

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A Hole in the Dike

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Don't even think about it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Policeman talking to lost child

'I'm a guard dog too.'

It's for you.

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Overprotective Father

Your angel is always with you

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'