Little Protector Gifts

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A Hole in the Dike

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Martial Arts

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"That's an everblue."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'