Little Protector Pillows

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A Hole in the Dike

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Martial Arts

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Thar she blows!'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.