Little Defender Gifts

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

No Soliciting

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Climate Change

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

A Change of Scene.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Who is to blame?'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Adapting to global warming.

GMOs

"If you think your going to chop down this tree, your going to have to get past me!"