Small Dog Defender Gifts

'Promise me that nobody will beat him while he's in the hospital!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Fish with Shield

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Droplet with a pencil.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

My first pro bono case.

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

Most Annoying Bark

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk