Doggie Defenders Gifts

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

No Soliciting

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

A dog reads a newspaper

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Droplet with a pencil.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Garden Pest Solutions

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

My first pro bono case.

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

What's in the milk today?

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."