Doggie Defenders Gifts

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

A dog reads a newspaper

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Droplet with a pencil.

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

My first pro bono case.

Revenge of the Mallards.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

Garden Pest Solutions

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

What's in the milk today?

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.