Doggy Defender Gifts

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'He marks his territory with such thoroughness.'

My first pro bono case.

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

No Soliciting

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Save the Cacti.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Droplet with a pencil.

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"Don't even think about it!"

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Revenge of the Mallards.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'