Doggie Defender Enthusiasts Gifts

'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

No Soliciting

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

A dog reads a newspaper

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

Sheepdog

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."