Protective Pooch Enthusiasts Gifts

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Gesundheit!"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Prepper Dog

"You should run for president."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."