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'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Snoopy with Laptop

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

I'm sure it's fake.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Gesundheit!"

Watchdog on Holiday

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"You should run for president."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."