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"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

'Works every time.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'