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"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Works every time.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Snoopy with Laptop

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Canine Scentipede