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'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

A dog reads a newspaper

'Will work for tummy rub.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

Sheepdog