Duck Defender Gifts

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'That's my accountant - he figures out my points total on ducks.'

"O.K. Here comes one now...you get the first shot!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

How about going easy on the carbs

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

No Soliciting

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'This duck call works too well.'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Your bill sir.'

Crafty Fish.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

A man shoots at a drone.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

Fish with Shield

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Good duck, bad duck.

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

Save the Cacti.