Duck Defender Gifts

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'That's my accountant - he figures out my points total on ducks.'

"O.K. Here comes one now...you get the first shot!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

How about going easy on the carbs

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'This duck call works too well.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Your bill sir.'

Crafty Fish.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Fish with Shield

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Good duck, bad duck.

Save the Cacti.

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.