Dragon Defender Gifts

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

No Soliciting

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"Not on my watch..."

Save the Cacti.

Droplet with a pencil.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

My first pro bono case.

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

What's in the milk today?

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'