Dino Defender Gifts

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Jurassic Fuels: Revenge of the Dinosaurs

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

No Soliciting

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.