Dino Defender Gifts

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Jurassic Fuels: Revenge of the Dinosaurs

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

No Soliciting

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Spam.

Cyberwarfare

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"