Dino Driver Gifts

Caveman's Dream Car

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'