Dino Explorer Gifts

The First Renewable Fossil Fuel Power Plant

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Early photobombing

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Look! No hands!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Baby Screen Time

'Are we broke yet?'

"It's an Eyesaur."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."