Dinosaur Hunter Gifts

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'You say you are going after Sharp-tooth tigers? You better use my magnum.'

"I'm so mad! I found that old bone next to the pond on Sunday, but now Master is on the front page giving it away to the National Museum!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

E=mc2.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!