Dinosaur Hunter Wannabe Gifts

Hunting opportunism.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Jurassic Pork

Catasaurus

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"