Dinosaur Startup Enthusiast Gifts

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.