Dinosaur Startup Enthusiast Pillows

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"