Dinosaur Nerd Gifts

Evolution on the brink

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's an Eyesaur."