Dinosaur Nerd Mugs

Evolution on the brink

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Primitive magician

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork