Dinosaur Hunters Gifts

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

E=mc2.

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Best before 65 million BC.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'