Dinosaur Hunting Gifts

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Showoff!'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Early photobombing

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Primitive magician

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'