Dinosaur Collecting Gifts

"He's having a terrific year - four dinosaurs, three brontosaurs, and five tyrannosaurs so far."

"You said it out loud! Now it won't come true!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

"Admit it, we're lost."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Jurassic Pork

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.