Dinosaur Collecting Gifts

"He's having a terrific year - four dinosaurs, three brontosaurs, and five tyrannosaurs so far."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Best before 65 million BC.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Jurassic Pork

Catasaurus

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"