Dinosaur Collector Gifts

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Director/Action Man toy.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Catasaurus