Dinosaur Collector T-Shirts

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Director/Action Man toy.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Best before 65 million BC.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.