Collecting Dinosaur Toys T-Shirts

Model T-Rexs

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Surf Casting

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Early Piety

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Slinky Cow World

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

Imagination

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Acme Toys Ltd

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Just in case there is an accident.'