Collecting Dinosaur Memorabilia T-Shirts

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Billy. The Kid.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Jurassic Pork

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Downton Abbey Road"

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Roget's Pet

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'