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'We're researching 'road rage'.'

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"I think we're losing 'em."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."

"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

'Max, the rubber band gun is an outside toy...and you can't shoot it at people.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

Luggage Collection: A Jack-in-the-box's damaged Box.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"

A Real Pinata Surprise

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

"Oh, I'll give you that- we had a few laughs."

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"She may not come with a surfboard or beach buggy, but trust me, this doll blows Malibu Barbie away!"

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Duck in a bathtub

Sock monkey in literature

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

"They're class action figures."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Perfection