Dinosaur Appreciation Gifts

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Primitive magician

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

65 Million Years Ago

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'