Dinosaur Appreciation Gifts

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's the dawn of a new era"

65 Million Years Ago

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!