Dinosaur Enthusiasm Gifts

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

Dilophosaurus

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

65 Million Years Ago

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Jurassic Pork.'