Dinosaur Explorer Gifts

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

At the Museum

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Ancient Racing

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Best before 65 million BC.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Cactus seats.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...