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"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

At the Museum

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Ancient Racing

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

E=mc2.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Cactus seats.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."