Canine Explorer T-Shirts

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog phrenology

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Dog on a plane.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Your bone."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Walking in the woods.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Places we've been on a dog

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"What year is this?" "A very early one."

Goal Setting

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"Sure we got lovebird, can you give them a few minutes?"

Inflatable dog