Canine Cosmic Explorer T-Shirts

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Head over Hooves

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Lost World: You are Here

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Mars Poppins

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'