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Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

The Inner Dog.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

The Moon Made from Cheese

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Mr. Science Times

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

String Theory Lab

The Mars Rover...

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'