Cosmic Canines Gifts

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

The Inner Dog.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

The Moon Made from Cheese

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Mr. Science Times

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

String Theory Lab

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

The Mars Rover...

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Phone call from heaven.

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'