Cosmic Cat Lover Gifts

String Theory Lab

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Safari.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Climbing to the moon...

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

First Contact

"The world revolves around my cat."

"Let's swap some cats today."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Space Cat

"You know how much your mother likes cats."

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."