Cosmic Cat Worshipper Gifts

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Pyramid catflap...

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Space Cat

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

Lust in Space.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

I can give you the Moon.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

String Theory Lab

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

Wanted: Schrodinger's cat

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.