Cosmic Cat Worshipper T-Shirts

"The world revolves around my cat."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Marilyn's Rushmore

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Pyramid catflap...

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Jennifer Aniston

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Space Cat

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

Lust in Space.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

I can give you the Moon.

Cat DNA is decoded.

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

String Theory Lab

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'