Cat Worshipper T-Shirts

Cat is Ruler of the House.

Cats invented yoga

"Wanna sign it? It's a get well card for that vole we chased last week."

Man says: 'Either that cat goes or I go.'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Remember, cats were once worshipped as gods."

Pyramid catflap...

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Cat Tie

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Ratminton

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.