Cosmic Cat Cuddler T-Shirts

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Love.

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'We know you have a cat.'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Rats, Master and Mistress are fighting again! Looks like the couch won't be free tonight..."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...