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'Our satellite has just sent back these startling new images of the sun.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Spooning

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Climbing to the moon...

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

The Inner Dog.

"Are there space-babes?"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

God creating the galaxy.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

"Good heavens, you're right - it's a brand-new galaxy made entirely of deleted digital photos."

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

Buffering

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Cactus Huggers

Financing Nemo