Cosmos T-Shirts

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Good heavens, you're right - it's a brand-new galaxy made entirely of deleted digital photos."

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God creating the galaxy.

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"We only got six days of funding."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chiller Theatre

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lost World: You are Here

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

A man looks up at the earth

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

The Big Tipper

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'